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@ross Additionally all these „cute nicknames“ make filtering and muting incredibly difficult.

@ross @mmasnick Good point! I started to use “Enlo Murks” a while ago (“Murks” meaning “a botched job” or “a mess” in my native language German 😆)

@ross I prefer "melon," as the closest object to his level of social media acumen.

@ross I always thought "Eloi" was a more appropriate moniker.

@ross sry to ruin your day but ;-)

https://kotaku.com/how-elmo-ruined-sesame-street-1746504585

@gyokusai Seen it. Calling bullshit. The author of that piece needs a hug.

@ross @mmasnick The muppet, sure.

@ross I just assumed they were talking about Elmo Zumwalt.

@ross It seems appropriate to use "Elmo" for someone who took over and ruined a popular institution. https://kotaku.com/how-elmo-ruined-sesame-street-1746504585

@kcivey The author of that piece is dead inside and should seek professional help.

@ross He has and always will be Space Karen.

@ross Has anyone tried manipulating Elon by shoving a hand up his ass?

@halfcocked @ross you’d have to get his head out first

@ross @mmasnick I prefer “Melon Husk”

@ross @mmasnick indeed. His One True Name is apartheid emerald Karen, and thus shall it ever be.

@womble @ross @mmasnick Space Karen

@ministerofimpediments @ross @mmasnick nope, he's never actually been to space, nor has he meaningfully contributed to anyone or anything else going to space. (Having lots of money and saying "wouldn't it be cool if you made rockets for me" doesn't count as a meaningful contribution, in my book)

@womble @ross @mmasnick …but…that’s the point. That’s what a Karen ‘is’. Do you think the ones asking for the manager in a random Starbucks know how anything there works?
Electric Karen would also technically fit.